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    Guess What Happened on the way to The Classic

    ok.....some know...those of you that do can't play!!!

    On the way down I had...shall we say.... a little "mishap"... about an hour out of Greenville....which made for an interesting ride in to town.....

    got a split open chin, bruised jawbone, whiplash, two strained shoulders, bruised knees/right one worse.....and a really bad briused sternum...don't know if it's broken...not to mention one of my "girls (the left one to be precise) is bruised also!!

    not wasting time going to Er...much to Lea's .....taint missing as much fun as I can stand under the circumstances!!

    Although ....Lea had our personal nurse (MRSFIREBASSR) on call the first night and following her instructions... drove me crazy calling my name every two hours to make sure I was awake.....like I told Lea....how the he!! can you even think I'd be sleeping when every move I made was UGH!!!!!

    So have been watching the weigh ins from room....with my favorite new friend...an ice pack!!!!

    Have fun!! And you have to guess the exact reason for all the above...


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    Re: Guess What Happened on the way to The Classic (BassnCop)

    Ok what happen ? I hope all else is fine...
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    Re: Guess What Happened on the way to The Classic (sheeterhdip225)

    Ok, lets see................................ You forgot to take the extra roll of TP that I always tell Lea to make sure you have......... after stopping to pee you reached up for that big brand new leaf that was growing on the tree you were using for support......... your right foot slipped, you rolled down the hill bumping every stump and rock on the way, ......... and your left "girl" slammed against the armadillo that prevented you from rolling into the river you were headed for.

    Anything like that occifer?

    Hope you start to feel better soon Joyce, please call if I can do anything for you.

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    Re: Guess What Happened on the way to The Classic (billybass)

    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by billybass &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Ok, lets see................................ You forgot to take the extra roll of TP that I always tell Lea to make sure you have......... after stopping to pee you reached up for that big brand new leaf that was growing on the tree you were using for support......... your right foot slipped, you rolled down the hill bumping every stump and rock on the way, ......... and your left "girl" slammed against the armadillo that prevented you from rolling into the river you were headed for.

    Anything like that occifer?

    Hope you start to feel better soon Joyce, please call if I can do anything for you.</TD></TR></TABLE>

    well.....that was quite imaginative Bill!! What ya smokin down yonder!!!!!

    but nope........

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    Re: Guess What Happened on the way to The Classic (BassnCop)

    Wow, what a bummer. It sounds like everything is recoverable (physically). Not a good way to get time off from work. Hope yall have a speedy recovery.

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    Re: Guess What Happened on the way to The Classic (jimb175)

    Joyce, where you brining Lea's boat with you to get on the water. If you did, did you possibly fall off onto a parking lot or something?

    Hope you feel better soon.


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    Re: Guess What Happened on the way to The Classic (vafishing)

    let's see if I can make JR grade detective:

    it was raining and icy, you rear ended someone which caused you to slide forward into the steering wheel with your chin and sternum, during which your "girl" was between you and the wheel. your knees hit the dash causing the knee injuries. all of this is where the whiplash came from.


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    Re: Guess What Happened on the way to The Classic (sprint_lover)

    Sounds more to me like she got rear ended!!!

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    Re: Guess What Happened on the way to The Classic (FireBassr)

    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by FireBassr &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Sounds more to me like she got rear ended!!! </TD></TR></TABLE>

    Possibly but, the last time I T-boned someone I had almost the exact same injuries with the exception of hurting one of the "girls".
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    Re: Guess What Happened on the way to The Classic (BassnCop)

    Sorry to hear you got hurt Joyce. Hope everything feels better fast....





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    Re: Guess What Happened on the way to The Classic (Big Johnson)

    I know !!!! I know!!!!!

    And yes Lea follows orders very well!!!!!



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    Re: Guess What Happened on the way to The Classic (MRSFIREBASSR)

    Sorry about your "mishap". Hope all heals quickly.



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    Re: Guess What Happened on the way to The Classic (MRSFIREBASSR)

    ok, ok...here's the real story....and I sure wish it was something very dramatic and cop like......BUT.......

    We stopped to get gas about an hour outside of Greenville.....Lea goes inside the store.....I was filling the Tahoe with gas.....cleaning the windshield....wiping off the road spray....(god forbid my truck actually get dirty!!! )....

    I walked around to the drivers side from the back..and as I have many times before, raised my foot up to step over the gas hose still pumping gas into truck.....

    I was then accosted by a heinous gas hose....

    my feet fly out from under me, I guess, not really sure.....with arms out reached trying to stop myself......I land on the corner of the raised concrete gas island in the center of my chest...chin then slams down onto the concrete and my head snaps back..... The stars were pretty..

    guy next to me ask if I am ok......being the big strong cop... I popped right up...oh yea, I'm good....as I raise up...I see large droplets of blood dripping to ground....I get into truck and am already nauseated from pain....

    Lea gets in truck...oblivious to all this.....then I guess she recognizes there is a red substance coming from my chin that is not normally there.....

    We pulled into the lot next door so I could get myself together....she ask to drive...I of course say no....so now we are driving down the highway...we take a plastic bag and she puts ice in it.....so I rotate the ice bag from shoulders, to knees, to jaw...at the same time she continues to dab the blood as it drips from my chin.......was actually kinda funny at this point......

    we stop and buy an ice bag, band aids and antibitotic ointment.....

    Lea wants to know if I am going to the hospital?? Oh heck no!! Got a classic to go too!! Will go to docs when I get home if needed.......

    So there you have it.....the excellent adventures of Team Law and Disorder....

    Lea will be pumping the gas on the way home.....

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    Well that just sucks. Sorry about your accident. Hope you can make it to some of the show. I did nt even make it out of the driveway when I got a call that prevented from going. Should have gone anyway.

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    Well, at least it sounds like it was fairly graceful.... Or, at least not too many people saw it... Hope all mends up soon. I hope you can enjoy yourself a bit...
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    Re: Guess What Happened on the way to The Classic (emawyer)

    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by emawyer &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Well, at least it sounds like it was fairly graceful.... Or, at least not too many people saw it... Hope all mends up soon. I hope you can enjoy yourself a bit...</TD></TR></TABLE>

    not so sure about graceful....but the the part about at least not too many people saw it!!! thankfully!

    and I have enjoyed myself for sure!!

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    One of your "girls"????? eh eh..hehe

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    Re: Guess What Happened on the way to The Classic (Basshunter2006)

    <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Basshunter2006 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">One of your "girls"????? eh eh..hehe

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    now that's funny!!!

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    Hope you get better Joyce, Ive tripped over a few fuel hoses in my day.....but never whilst i was dead sober

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