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    Ship hits rock, sinks

    Many years ago on this day, in Mexico the locals were having a huge celebration about their victory over the French. They had beer by the truckload, cold cuts fresh from the butcher's shop and freshly baked bread. They had mustard and catsup delivered by the barrel and were waiting for the last of the condiments, mayonnaise, to arrive by ship. Just as the ship left the channel to come to the dock, it hit a huge rock that was not on the charts, and sank.

    The people on shore were aghast but decided to make the best of a bad situation and partied on anyway.

    Ergo, Cinco de Mayo.

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    Booooo, Hissssss...



    LOL, so bad it is good.

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    strike one!
    Fart proudly. Author, Benjamin Franklin.

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    Jussssstttt…a little outside!

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    I'm crying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cobra1957 View Post
    Jussssstttt…a little outside!
    Hahahaha.! Good one.!

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    OK Bill.

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    I a little bit at that

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    There's no apostrophe

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    Happy Cinco de Mayo!
    I hope every Juan has a great day

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    That one is so old remember laughing so hard fell plum off my Dinosaur the first time I heard it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GRANDPAOF7 View Post
    Dukes is good stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GRANDPAOF7 View Post
    Fan Tastic!! I got a real charge out of that one.

    And fellas, I can only use the corny story on 5 May. I know it's corny, but either now or never.