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    Wal-Mart vs. The MORONS





    Wal-Mart vs. The Morons


    1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day.



    2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!

    3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.


    4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target +Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.

    5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world's largest private employer, and most speak English.


    6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.

    7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.


    8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.

    9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.

    10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.


    11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)

    12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.


    You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground work for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy.

    This should be read and understood by all Americans Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!


    To President Obama and all 535 voting members of the Legislature,

    It is now official you are ALL corrupt morons:

    a.. The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years to get it right and it is broke.

    b.. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it right and it is broke.

    c.. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is broke.


    d.. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to "the poor" and they only want more.


    e.. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 44 years to get it right and they are broke.


    f.. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it right and it is broke.


    g.. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 32 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure.


    You have FAILED in every "government service" you have shoved down our throats while overspending our tax dollars.

    AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM ??



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    Re: Wal-Mart vs. The MORONS (jaybee193)

    Damn truth JB! I even hate Walmart but they gotta be doing something right.


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    Re: Wal-Mart vs. The MORONS (jaybee193)







    Did you ever stop to think....and forget to start again?

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    Re: Wal-Mart vs. The MORONS (fishergal)

    You hit the nail on the head, Mybe on November 2, the will be a change happining

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    Re: Wal-Mart vs. The MORONS (Rangerman225)

    Our Senate and House did get one thing right, the ability to award themself's a raise every year without asking the people who hired them.

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    Re: Wal-Mart vs. The MORONS (jaybee193)

    #1 works out to be about $315 billion, it's actually $405 billion in FY 2010 sales. Here's from their website:

    Wal-Mart Stores, Inc., (NYSE: WMT) serves customers and members more than 200 million times per week at more than 8,500 retail units under 55 different banners in 15 countries. With fiscal year 2010 sales of $405 billion, Walmart employs more than two million associates worldwide. A leader in sustainability, corporate philanthropy and employment opportunity, Walmart ranked first among retailers in Fortune magazine's 2010 Most Admired Companies survey.

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    Re: Wal-Mart vs. The MORONS (Texas Larry)

    Yep we need to vote out all!! the existing politictions and start over with new ones!!

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    Re: Wal-Mart vs. The MORONS (fats)

    you da man fats

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    Re: Wal-Mart vs. The MORONS (Skip)

    Paul if we vote them out the new ones will do the same sooner or later I say GIT A ROPE> BILL.

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    Re: Wal-Mart vs. The MORONS (westexbill)

    And vote to make sure none of their relatives try to fill their spots.
    Pflugerville, Tx - Somewhere between a Rock and a Weird Place

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    Re: Wal-Mart vs. The MORONS (fats)

    <table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by fats &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Yep we need to vote out all!! the existing politictions and start over with new ones!! </td></tr></table>

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