Cop joke (just a little offensive)

[jaybee193]

If someone finds this a little crude I will be more than happy to remove it......

[IMG]While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait..

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot (a$$hole) ? " he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket - $95.00
Court Costs - $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face....PRICELESS !
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[csmetreyeon]

[Corkpuller]

i'm offended

[jaybee193]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Corkpuller &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"> i'm offended </TD></TR></TABLE>

Shocker.....

[Merc Man]

I like it!

[desertbasser]

[Stompy]

Heard it before

[WB]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Stompy &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Heard it before </TD></TR></TABLE>Somebody give you a radar gun?

[desertbasser]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by WB &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Somebody give you a radar gun? </TD></TR></TABLE>


Hey.....you guys said he was 5'2".

[Stompy]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by WB &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Somebody give you a radar gun? </TD></TR></TABLE>

No just heard the joke before.

5'11" Jeff

[Corkpuller]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Stompy &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

5'11" Jeff</TD></TR></TABLE>

they certainly stack it that high betcha never heard that one

[Stompy]

That was a good looking Champ, why did you get rid of it

[Corkpuller]

are we fixin to hijack the cop joke post

[Stompy]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Corkpuller &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">are we fixin to hijack the cop joke post </TD></TR></TABLE>
Trying to take the high road

[Corkpuller]

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Trying to take the high road </TD></TR></TABLE>

you read that in a Cowboy book didn't ya

[basspastor]

I wasn't offended; after working with people for 40 yrs. I don't think I can be offended. My point was (is) I just would not want my 11 yr. old grandaughter to read some things on here.

Carry on troups........





Modified by basspastor at 10:27 AM 2/11/2010

[Skip]

Well I'm pretty family orintated and I didn't find it offense. It is a joke and as a retired Police Officer I found it pretty funny

[bgibson53]

I was in the traffic division with some of those guys.

[rangerguy]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Skip &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Well I'm pretty family orientated and I didn't find it offense. It is a joke and as a retired Police Officer I found it pretty funny </TD></TR></TABLE>

I'm not a Cop or Police Officer and I though it was funny.

[bigfishingstud]