Official Smacktalk Post--November Clash

**DISCLAIMER**--This post is intended for the sole purpose of making fun of people and striking fear in dorky folks and ARE the views of the author and his representatives. If for any reason you are genuinely “hurt” by any of the info expressed hereafter then we would immediately apologize and would terminate any further “truths” being told about you, <U>HOWEVER, if you so choose to respond, type, talk about, initiate or “chime in” in this thread you are fair game and your feelings will no longer be taken into consideration by any other active smacktalkers.</U> If you see an attack and you think it might be targeted at you but you are not sure….it probably is. All of these attacks are meant to be personal in nature but more importantly they are meant only for fun. Ding Ding ladies!

-No seriously…we hung right in there with East Middle Wyoming Girls Junior College in our little smashmouth thing. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eyes.gif

-This morning I was doing a root canal…this evening I am having my SECOND beer and I am trashed. http://xs-s.com/zf/images/smile/embeer.gif

-This one time I was giving this patient a sponge bath and I “accidentally” touched his pee pee. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/embarassed.gif

-Look guys I caught this world record spot..I know it looks like a largemouth but I caught it on the Ky side of Dale so it is a Kentucky bass right?...look at the picture. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/doh.gif

-No Allen…my Hooters working girlfriend cannot sleep in your bed tonight. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/praying.gif

-I’m ALL IN…pair of three’s baby and they are the same color. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eyes.gif

-My truck is jacked up so high because…well…no reason really just trying to look cool. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/glasses.gif

-Yes that is a treble hook in my foot….I told you I go to EKU and we don’t have shoes and the women wont talk to us.

-They call me Hambone because I fart a lot……WHAT?!?!?

-Hey Dave Stewart…could you please put Cassell on some fish again…it really helps his ego to catch somebody else’s fish. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eyes.gif

-Hey guys this is Ken (bassanine)…I have a 6 boat tourney on Dewey Lake this weekend…can somebody give me your spots. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/praying.gif

-Daniel you can whipe that stupid smile off your face….the kids feed the damn smallmouth off the dock all year…not everybody was impressed. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eyes.gif

-Bob…please don’t bring that stupid step ladder to get in and out of your boat.

-yeah…we are from Cincinnati AND we dropshot….yes we need a tampon

-No seriously…I am not capable of walking up the hill…plus it is dark…I am scared.

-John Hibbard is NOT as nice as he acts…”rattlin rogue”?&lt;--weak

-yep…we won the rally at Rough. It is all about the pro shirts fellas and dumb, stupid luck.

-No seriously…I have five 12 inch spots to weigh http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/ohwell.gif

-I did not run over the fireman’s hose on purpose your Honor. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/doh.gif

-This one time at dental school we were giving each other nitrous oxide and I woke up with a sore poopshoot…that silly Hambone. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/embarassed.gif

-Ummm….I fell out of my top bunk….nothing further needed. http://xs-s.com/zf/images/smile/embeer.gif

-Please take off your boots before stepping on the Skeeter http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eyes.gif

-“Oh look, Mike and Buck are having boat problems” Joe said to Jason as they went by at 80 MPH. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/mad.gif

-Go all in Buck….I have been watching this game since the second hand.

-Why is Jeff sitting in the cockpit of the jet at midnight in his underwear and why does Eric keep calling him “Maverick”?

-A.J….please quit referring to yourself as “Dad” in your posts. Only Billy can call you that when you guys are putting 10 inch trout in a wicker basket during a long day of “gals go flyfishing” http://xs-s.com/zf/images/smile/emthdown.gif

-I got my boat painted purple and yellow to match my Crocs guys. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eyes.gif

-Another day…another cowling. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif

-I don’t need four wheel drive. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/doh.gif

-We are team Brad Squared. Not only are we so gay we named ourselves but the name we picked is dumb. http://xs-s.com/zf/images/smile/emthdown.gif

-Crap…I have lost another holster for my glue. Gotta run to BPS for another one and some 3 inch worms. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/ohwell.gif

-What do you mean these rallies are just to get together…I am using this as a springboard for the FLW. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/crying.gif

-Oh yeah…I came all the way down here in a dry county without beer…we can drink Buck’s. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/mad.gif

-Hey Cassell…turn your cell phone off…you are not that important. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eyes.gif

-Look guys I wear this Louisville hat because I am an idiot AND a crack dealer.

Buck is fat, Mike is short, I won the rally, I can catch Dave’s fish, my boat is faster, use this bobber, I caught a fish last year in front of everybody, at least I have a boat and Buck sleeps during blizzards is all very mundane and boring but if that is all you got…bring it. Donut and bacon jokes are so weak I consider them whining and Joe will collect five dollars. If you were left out of the initial post it is because I either don’t know you or I thought you might cry.

Next.

http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eyes.gif Seems to be missing something, a few good lines but all in all I would give it a B-, or maybe a C. Hope you fish better than you smacktalk this time. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif

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well, unfortunately, I do not know any of you well enough to really have any dirt. It was nice to be first on the list, obviously, we all know where the fear lies. As far as the fishing goes, well, since all you old turds have 20 years experience on us, we're automatically the dog, so talk it up, Im feelin no pressure. I will, however, be very upset with myself, if I lose poker or surcome to my beverages before any of you since I obvisously have more recent practice at both. Just ask yourself this, when is the last time you pulled an all nighter workin on a case and chasin some split tail, then piled into your buddies truck on the way to the lake for an 8 hr tourney? Last weekend, last year, last decade? Thats what I thought, now go to bed, I'm sure you all have a long week of sitting at your desk, staring at the wall, and digging for the damndest comeback you can, fire away!

http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif I loved it http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif Lots of good stuff there and if anyone didn't understand any of them I can explain them to you. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/boardstuff2/beers.gif

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by bassRN &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"> http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eyes.gif Seems to be missing something, a few good lines but all in all I would give it a B-, or maybe a C. Hope you fish better than you smacktalk this time. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif

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Okay Mr. 6 pounds in five spots. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eyes.gif I was on pins and needles waiting to see what grade you gave me. http://xs-s.com/zf/images/smile/emthdown.gif

Buck

P.S. Hey smacktalkers....I forgot to include that adding smiling face icons or the winky dude to minimize your post is a violation of thread smacktalking thread.

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by buzzking2001 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"> Just ask yourself this, when is the last time you pulled an all nighter workin on a case and chasin some split tail, then piled into your buddies truck on the way to the lake for an 8 hr tourney? Last weekend, last year, last decade?
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Just about everytime I go fishing. Difference is I dont chase "split tail" (&lt;--that is really college like bro...time for real life)........it comes to me and I cull PLUS I dont fish 8 hour tourneys. I let the crappiethon people do that. Keep hustling though boys....I think you can qualify to fish the B.A.I.T. circuit if you work real hard.

Buck

First and foremost, DO NOT accuse me of whining, I am simply refreshing Buck's imaginative memory... Alrightey then, I am gonna have to disagree with the following:

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Rippinlip &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"> -yep…we won the rally at Rough. It is all about the pro shirts fellas and dumb, stupid luck.

-We are team Brad Squared. Not only are we so gay we named ourselves but the name we picked is dumb. http://xs-s.com/zf/images/smile/emthdown.gif

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As for the first comment, I am hoping that it wasn't aimed at me, as I don't own ONE SINGLE SOLITARY SHIRT that either Implies, states or in any other way affiliates me with any sort of Pro Team... And Buck, if you call a plain, khaki shirt with the Ranger Boats (as I have pictured below) a pro shirt, then all I can think is that you're just pissed off because you gotta fish off of Daleo's (EDITED TO SPARE OUR LEADERS FEELINGS) Triton!

In response to your second comment, well, I have no excuse for that - It was a simple lack of judgement, and taste, but in no way shape or form GAY - Please accept my deepest apology...

http://shim1.shutterfly.com/procgser...100BaNHLZmyYsd

By the way Buck, I'll have to agree with bassRN, that your performance in this round of Smack Talk was somewhat below par - Much like your previously displayed, unimpressive fishing AND poker skills... http://xs-s.com/zf/images/smile/emthdown.gif

NEXT!


Modified by fishinbrad at 7:07 PM 10/16/2006


Modified by fishinbrad at 7:08 PM 10/16/2006

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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by fishinbrad &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">then all I can think is that you're just pissed off because you gotta fish off of Daleo's P.O.S. Triton!

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First off, my Triton is no Piece of S!!!! Second, leave me out of this pissing match!

And third, get over it man, it's a smacktalk post. Not everything has to be true, beleivable, nice, or even make sense.

And if anyone here thought you were close to gay, somehow we would have hidden the open invite to the island to keep all butt watchers away. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif

Well now this has gotten very interesting, very quickly!!

Let me first of all say that "Rattlin Rogue" (that would be Buck as he is some-what of a Rogue and Lord knows he rattled on in this thread) put his thinking cap on with his post. In fact here is a hidden camera picture of "Rattlin Rogue" during the hours he spent coming up with this feeble attempt at smack talk??

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/4...15108DbMWbVs1s

How many sets of batteries did that thing go through while you were coming up with this weak crap????

Brad Squared, be careful what you say about our fearless leader...Mike Daleo and his Triton. After all he is the one who awards the awards! By the way, here is a picture of Mike after drinking some of Eric's Drinks, riding "TRITON"!

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/4...16108DbMWbVs1s

Speaking of Team Brad, here is a picture of what your plaque from the Rough River Rally should have said.

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/4...16108DbMWbVs1s

To our college brothers, here is a picture of one of you chasing the only tail you can probably catch....

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/4...15108DbMWbVs1s

By the way, Drew claims to be good at poker but here is the game that I hear he really LOVES!

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/4...15108DbMWbVs1s

Team Cincinnati you guys must be pretty good drop shotters, but according to this sign, Jamie you are a real masters with all baits.....so to speak!

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/4...16108DbMWbVs1s

I guess the real smack talk has now begun! Everyone be careful because........it could get deep in here! http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif

Hey guys, John is really proud of that post so be gentle. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif

John, you can't use one of those priceless thingy pictures and pass it iff as me naked on some type of donkey. As I remember, your wife had the leash way too tight for you to even attend anything last winter. So all comments on previous Dale trips are off limits to good ole Chewbacca.&lt;-----Hibbard http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif

also, your posts are starting to take up way too much bandwidth. I would much rather use it to let Jeff fill up the babe of the day posts, than fill it with your beastiality/naked man fetishes.

Now it has begun http://www.bassboatcentral.com/boardstuff2/beers.gif

You already covered everything in the first post. Geez. You set the bar high my friend. I'm gonna have to really think on this one. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/bows.gif

damn i was actually thinking about joining up with you all at dale, but now i'm skeert. this is hillarious.

These guys are all great folks, don't take any of it serious and you'll fit right in http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/boardstuff2/beers.gif

Man its getting deep in here any one got some hip waders that I can use at dale

wait by then I will need scuba gear

yup http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/popcorn.gif

naaaa trash talking is great. i love it and try to do it as much as humanly possible. i just don't know anyone but kyle (buzzking) and i dont know him well enough to have any dirt on him lol.

After this trip you will have dirt on everyone, but you can embellish. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/wink.gif

Buck with the kind of folks you work around Mike should make you take you boots off,no tellin what kind of a$$ the have been into. (note to Mike that may be part of your carpet problem)
And we were long past when you guys pulled up on that hump in the middle of the lake to fish. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif And if you plan on bringin your card set please get some new cards that Taylor hasn't marked for you.

It probably looked like a hump at 90 mph, Jason usually makes you slow down to take a pic http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif

That would have been awsome if it would have worked. http://xs-s.com/zf/images/smile/emthup.gif

I know it http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif Buck in his Goalie mask holding on for dear life! http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif

1) Calm down Mike! Remember It's all in fun... http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/boardstuff2/beers.gif

2) I would almost constitute <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by mikedaleo &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">First off, my Triton is no Piece of S!!!! Second, leave me out of this pissing match! </TD></TR></TABLE> as whining, so PAY UP BEEYYYYOOTCH!!!

3) I am officially going to put up a motion for GAY, Butt-Watcher, Cornhole, or any other man-love-type of word to be hereby officially banned from all smacktalk!

All in favor...

I will agree with number 3. although I do not agree that a newbie to Dale should be allowed to make up rules, we will allow it since it in the best interest of heterosexuality.

I am calm, but my boat is no POS.

Buttlicker http://www.bassboatcentral.com/boardstuff2/beers.gif

Also, I have no reason to whine, I get the best cabin http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/wink.gif

OK, since you're still defending your Triton, I'll take back the P.O.S. comment... There, ya happy? http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/praying.gif

You don't have to do that, I am okay with non-Nitro owners making fun of my Triton http://www.bassboatcentral.com/boardstuff2/beers.gif

But I do love my Triton. http://xs-s.com/zf/images/smile/emthup.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/USA1.gif

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Now that day you broke your Rod Strap, you were sounding pretty pissed at it!!!

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a40...homophobia.jpg

Does GAY, Butt- Watcher, Corn- Hole, man-love type words scare you??? If so we can get you help!!! http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif It's not too late!

If your interested I can get these two to help with your homophobic tendency....

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y24...r/10444b58.jpg

And here is the trophy for anyone "winning" using minners/shiners or any variation thereof!

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/4...102Abt2jZi4ZMX

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If you bring one of them and award somebody, I will put you in a whole new category, that is awesome!!! http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif

OK Jeff, if you insist, you can bring them down! Hell, I'd give them the most exciting 18 seconds of their lives! http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif

have you two made up yet about the Triton comment

someone must have missed the disclaimer so here is the good part

HOWEVER, if you so choose to respond, type, talk about, initiate or “chime in” in this thread you are fair game and your feelings will no longer be taken into consideration by any other active smacktalkers

You had better stay outa this!!! I think they hate one member of this team enough!!!

Please tell me you college boys fish like real men (or boys in your cases) and don't drag minners! http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/popcorn.gif