Official Smacktalk Post-Rough River

For those who dont know.....all in fun....just joking...if you think one of the following pertains to you then you are probably right...if it offends you....well....IM me and I will give you the link to fishin.com. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif

1. Anybody fishing with a guide must fly a pink flag off of their motor.

2. Yes you can fnf...no you wont catch fish like at Dale...yes we will make fun of you.

3. It is acceptable to nap at anytime the boat is in motion....regardless of which motor it is.

4. No Mike and I are not "fishing that underwater hump in the middle of the lake"....yes we needed a tow.

5. Leaving the boat due to bad weather is allowed but not accepted and remarks will be made about your manhood despite your age.

6. All cowlings that fly off must be located and retrieved from the bottom of the lake. At first they were good cover...at this point they are just litter.

7. If you have a Skeeter with a specially ordered engine you are not permitted to run full throttle to satisfy some body part size problem you are having and if you happen to pass the boat I am in then I hope you can outrun a hydroshock.

8. "Banging pot" alarm clocks are part of the deal...lock your door if you dont want one.

9. If you are coming down from Ohio please use the right lane except to pass.

Buck eliminators:

-yes I took my shirt off at the beach
-no...nobody thought I was a hairy beached whale
-no...no girls looked at me
-yes...I got to arrest a guy at Target in Ft. Lauderdale for shop lifting (well the real police arrested him I just caught him)
-yes I nap in snow storms
-no I will not get wet this trip
-yes Jason...I will fold when my cards are bad
-yes Jason....you will already be out and watching at that point as I play with your chips.
-yes Joe can play Poker....yes he will hustle you and be "good ole Joe" while he does it.
-I still eat donuts and I dont smell bacon
-Yes Dave Stewart called me Uncle Buck at his seminar
-yes I live on a street with a girly name

Looking forward to it. Somebody bring cards and chips. I will try to monitor the http://xs-s.com/zf/images/smile/embeer.gif intake of some people. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/boardstuff2/beers.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/boardstuff2/beers.gif

Buck


Modified by Rippinlip at 8:06 PM 2/13/2006

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-yes...I got to arrest a guy at Target in Ft. Lauderdale for shop lifting (well the real police arrested him I just caught him)Buck</TD></TR></TABLE>
really??? http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eek.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/smile.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/bows.gif do tell!!

I think that covers most of it. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/boardstuff2/beers.gif

Buck, you sure have a way with words!! http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif

Must have been raining in Fla. all week for you to come up with that much smack http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif

Nice to have you back...boring around here without your mouth. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/wink.gif

Doc

FOOTNOTES

-Any world class "spots" caught this weekend must be verified through fish and wildlife to their exact species BEFORE we get on the freakin internet and brag about it.

-Any angler who has had a family member "come on down" and/or make it to the showcase showdown in the last month must only fish with silver buddies since it would seem the stars are aligned for such a person.

Buck

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Doc</TD></TR></TABLE>

Look who the snow blew back in here while I was gone......nice to see you posting again.

Buck

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-Any world class "spots" caught this weekend must be verified through fish and wildlife to their exact species BEFORE we get on the freakin internet and brag about it.

Buck</TD></TR></TABLE>

LOL!!!!!!!! http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/bows.gif

Jason, are you coming?

Looks like it!! http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/smile.gif

http://xs-s.com/zf/images/smile/emthup.gif

ummm...excuse me...this is the smacktalk thread...all kumbaya posts should be in the other thread...thank you for your attention in this matter.

Buck

I know you have the delete/edit button.

Buck

Uh, read the rules. All good words, i.e; kumbaya, are to be used only in the right situation by the original sayer of the word, me. Therefore, "Kumbaya" must be saved for beer-thirty. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/boardstuff2/beers.gif

rules suck and I have no idea what you just said. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/doh.gif
Oh yeah...I have that bait you are talking about.
Buck

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Rippinlip &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">For those who dont know.....all in fun....just joking...if you think one of the following pertains to you then you are probably right...if it offends you....well....IM me and I will give you the link to fishin.com. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif

1. Anybody fishing with a guide must fly a pink flag off of their motor.

2. Yes you can fnf...no you wont catch fish like at Dale...yes we will make fun of you.

3. It is acceptable to nap at anytime the boat is in motion....regardless of which motor it is.

4. No Mike and I are not "fishing that underwater hump in the middle of the lake"....yes we needed a tow.

5. Leaving the boat due to bad weather is allowed but not accepted and remarks will be made about your manhood despite your age.

6. All cowlings that fly off must be located and retrieved from the bottom of the lake. At first they were good cover...at this point they are just litter.

7. If you have a Skeeter with a specially ordered engine you are not permitted to run full throttle to satisfy some body part size problem you are having and if you happen to pass the boat I am in then I hope you can outrun a hydroshock.

8. "Banging pot" alarm clocks are part of the deal...lock your door if you dont want one.

9. If you are coming down from Ohio please use the right lane except to pass.

Buck eliminators:

-yes I took my shirt off at the beach
-no...nobody thought I was a hairy beached whale
-no...no girls looked at me
-yes...I got to arrest a guy at Target in Ft. Lauderdale for shop lifting (well the real police arrested him I just caught him)
-yes I nap in snow storms
-no I will not get wet this trip
-yes Jason...I will fold when my cards are bad
-yes Jason....you will already be out and watching at that point as I play with your chips.
-yes Joe can play Poker....yes he will hustle you and be "good ole Joe" while he does it.
-I still eat donuts and I dont smell bacon
-Yes Dave Stewart called me Uncle Buck at his seminar
-yes I live on a street with a girly name

Looking forward to it. Somebody bring cards and chips. I will try to monitor the http://xs-s.com/zf/images/smile/embeer.gif intake of some people. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/boardstuff2/beers.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/boardstuff2/beers.gif

Buck


Modified by Rippinlip at 8:06 PM 2/13/2006</TD></TR></TABLE>

Rules suck? http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif

Oh, the bait Buck is refering to is a Pop-r in their new color "yellowbelly-sappsucker".

Buck, I think you have some undiagnosed mental illness! http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif

Mike and Buck: Triton has come up with a add on. I really think that you should look at investing in this sail. It's really going to help you increase your time fishing rather than trolling from one end of the lake to the other. It's priced reasonably as well. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/4...100BaNHLZmyYsd

Buck here's a pillow for the boat.

http://www.rakuten.ne.jp/gold/futon/007/110/MPN/01.jpg http://www.bassboatcentral.com/boardstuff2/beers.gif

Gotta give credit where credit is due...thats pretty darn funny Scroggins.

Doc