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Here are a couple lines that might get her to notice you the next time you meet her, appropriate for the environment at the track: http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif
"Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my n*ts tighten up."
"F*** me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"
"Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?"
Some call it STALKING........I call it DEDICATION! http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif
<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by BassTaurus »</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">
"F*** me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"
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^^^^^^^^ THIS!!!! http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif
I was at a bar with my wife for a concert and my wife had walked over to the bar to get a drink and I was propped up on a column in the middle between the bar and stage holding a spot so we could see the concert. Two smoking hot college girls walked past and rubbed me, then stopped as asked if I wanted to get a drink with them. I said I'd love to but my wife might now think too much of it.... Made me feel kinda good to get solicited, then I checked to make sure my wallet was still in my pocket and it was gone. Then I remembered my wife had taken it to the bar to get the drinks... http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif
<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by champion191 »</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Reminds me of a time down in New Mexico,
me and a buddie was in the Hilton Bar,
these two beautiful women were there, My buddie said man wish we could get them two chicks to dance with us. I said what you mean you wish, he said they are too beautiful to give us the time of day. Well I went over, and intruduced myself, he and I hooked up with them, and had a great 3 days, the pretty ones are
sometimes the best to get, they are waiting for the guy to have the nerve, so the moral of my story, is just ask, what you got to loose</td></tr></table>
Reminds me of this time in New Orleans, I mean Birmingham, or Pittsburgh, uh, where the heck was it?.... http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/wink.gif
<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by BassTaurus »</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Here are a couple lines that might get her to notice you the next time you meet her, appropriate for the environment at the track: http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif
"Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my n*ts tighten up."
"F*** me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"
"Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?"
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Its like the old story of the guy standing outside the supermarket door. Every woman that was going in was slapping him, after about five times seeing this I had to walk up and ask him what he was doing. He said Im asking them if they want to have sex. I said but you keep getting smacked. He said yeah I might get smacked nine times but number ten may say yes. I guess the moral of that story is you never know if you dont ask.
I didn't marry way above my head just because of my dashing good looks. Just go talk to her. You'll be fine.
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Reminds me of this time in New Orleans, I mean Birmingham, or Pittsburgh, uh, where the heck was it?.... http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/wink.gif </td></tr></table>
I was thinking it reminded me of the scene in Crocodile Dundee where he was chatting up two street walkers, and then their pimp rudely tells the girls to get to work and Dundee says "hey, do you mind? I think I'm getting somewhere with these two ladies!" http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif
Modified by BassTaurus at 4:26 PM 2/9/2012
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I was thinking it reminded me of the scene in Crocodile Dundee where he was chatting up two street walkers, and them their rudely tells the girls to get to work and Dundee says "hey, do you mind? I think I'm getting somewhere with these two ladies!" http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif </td></tr></table>
I was doing alright too. http://xs-s.com/zf/images/smile/emthup.gif
<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by JohnM »</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Are you sure they were Sheila's?
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Sometimes ya gotta do the grab just to make sure.
My boss is always giving me a hard time about not having a girlfriend, and so today I showed him her picture, and told him that I didn't go over and say hey, and he said "Boy, you are an idiot". http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif
<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by smalljawguy »</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">I always wondered why Hunts forehead has "1999 Wyoming Bare Back Champion" on it. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif </td></tr></table>
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ok where do i collect my new keyboard? thats the funniest thing ive read in a long damn time. awesome thread.
<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by smalljawguy »</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">I always wondered why Hunts forehead has "1999 Wyoming Bare Back Champion" on it. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif </td></tr></table>
Not to mention the upside down tattoo on the back of his neck that says "Let go of my ears- I know what I'm doing!"
(credit to Larry the Cable Guy talking about his sister) http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif