Great Movie Lines

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Just for you Randy :

ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!

MONKS: [chanting] Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.

ARTHUR: How does it, um-- how does it work?

LAUNCELOT: I know not, my liege.

ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments!

BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, verses Nine to Twenty-one.

SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.

SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'

MAYNARD: Amen.

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"Thats not a pillow!!!"

"What if someone calls my momma a whore?" "Is she?
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#1 - RAMBO
#2 - I have no clue?
#3 - Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse

"You gonna pull them pistols, or whistle Dixie?"

Clint Eastwood, The Outlaw Josie Wales

My personal fav:

Cal Naughton, Jr.: "When you have the stereo on, at the same time as the TV; how do you control the volume on the TV?"

Ricky Bobby: "Why do you want to listen to the TV with the stereo on?"

Cal Naughton, Jr.: "Cause I like to party."

I am all jacked up on mountain dew!

What in the wild, wild world of sports is going on around here? I hired you boys to lay a little track...not to dance around like a bunch of Kansas City f@ggots!!!

Blazing Saddles

That John Denver is full of s*@t The Rocky mountains arent so rocky

Middle Quote: Planes Trains and Automobiles...

Good Job!

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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by sclark &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

"I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherf@$&er before you popped a cap in his ass."

</TD></TR></TABLE>Best movie ever!

"What is best in life?"

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women."

Conan the Barbarian. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/USA1.gif

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

"This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen. "

"you just shot an unarmed man"

"well I guess he should have armed himself"

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My all time favorite Marine Corps movie. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/USA1.gif

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The best dumb movie ever...Dumb and Dumber http://xs-s.com/zf/images/smile/emthup.gif

REAL TOMATO KETCHUP EDDIE
NOTHIN BUT THE BEST CLARK

Optimus Prime: With the All Spark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward: a new world to call home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting.

I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence


If your not first you last


Do you know what this is
Its a Sharpie
No its a 10 times actual size replica of you penis http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif

and everyone says I am bored http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/doh.gif

That's mighty big talk for a one-eyed fat man" ....
"Fill your hands you son of a ....."