I don't even know how to respond....

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f1...g?t=1304020480

http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/u...f?t=1304020716

I SAID LUDICROUS SPEED!!!!!

^ all caps for emphasis and dramatic effect...

I would respond with wear something like this and you wont have to worry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...vwrel

It would take a mighty small spider to crawl under one of those....