Have you ever?

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04-27-2009, 01:18 PM
Dando

Have you ever?

It's time for a "HAVE YOU EVER" contest. (feel free to post as many as you want and make it a goal not to be outdone. Explain it though).
I'll start:
HAVE YOU EVER been smashed/smushed under a boat dock.

I know that sounds lame, but!
I was fishing one of my favorite lakes. Lake &*%%$%# (Chicot). My trim goes out on launch which is no problem, I'll just plow water. No fish on my 1st stop and an hour into the tx, I end up too close to the bank and my skeg gets on top of a stump. 2hrs in and I'm finally off the stump.
Time to switch to dock fishing.
1st dock I hook up with a 3lber. I know it's a 3 because he will come up when I give slack, and go down when it tighten up. My line is under a cross brace about 6ft deep.
Realizing the importance of a fish at Lake &*%%$%#, I let out some slack, grab the net, lay belly down on the deck, slide up under the overhanging dock platform, and proceed to make blind stabs back in behind the pilings.
About that time, a boat goes by and here comes the wake. I didn't think about that until the 1st wake rolled thru. Then, all I could think about was the rest of them.
I was wondering how the accident report was going to read....

I was headed home 30min later.
04-27-2009, 01:25 PM
Sneezy Beltran

Re: Have you ever? (SkeeterDD22)

Have you ever had sex with a Baltic hooker in a gorilla suit named Pete?

Me neither.
04-27-2009, 01:26 PM
Razorbass P3

Re: Have you ever? (Sneezy Beltran)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Sneezy Beltran »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Have you ever had sex with a Baltic hooker in a gorilla suit named Pete?

Me neither.</TD></TR></TABLE>

How the hell do you come up with this stuff? I swear man. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/bows.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/bows.gif

And why the name Pete? http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif

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04-27-2009, 01:38 PM
Dando

Re: Have you ever? (Sneezy Beltran)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Sneezy Beltran »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Have you ever had sex with a Baltic hooker in a gorilla suit named Pete?
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Trading Places?
04-27-2009, 03:48 PM
cmclairday2

Re: Have you ever? (SkeeterDD22)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by SkeeterDD22 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">It's time for a "HAVE YOU EVER" contest. (feel free to post as many as you want and make it a goal not to be outdone. Explain it though).
I'll start:
HAVE YOU EVER been smashed/smushed under a boat dock.

I know that sounds lame, but!
I was fishing one of my favorite lakes. Lake &*%%$%# (Chicot). My trim goes out on launch which is no problem, I'll just plow water. No fish on my 1st stop and an hour into the tx, I end up too close to the bank and my skeg gets on top of a stump. 2hrs in and I'm finally off the stump.
Time to switch to dock fishing.
1st dock I hook up with a 3lber. I know it's a 3 because he will come up when I give slack, and go down when it tighten up. My line is under a cross brace about 6ft deep.
Realizing the importance of a fish at Lake &*%%$%#, I let out some slack, grab the net, lay belly down on the deck, slide up under the overhanging dock platform, and proceed to make blind stabs back in behind the pilings.
About that time, a boat goes by and here comes the wake. I didn't think about that until the 1st wake rolled thru. Then, all I could think about was the rest of them.
I was wondering how the accident report was going to read....

I was headed home 30min later.</TD></TR></TABLE>
Ive seen and lived the lake Chicot story.. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif
04-27-2009, 03:52 PM
Dando

Re: Have you ever? (cmclairday2)

Have you ever...Tied your prop to a light pole, put truck in gear, trying to raise the motor enough to get the transom saver shoved in place....and....pulled the light pole over? http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eyes.gif
04-27-2009, 03:56 PM
jimpantera2

Re: Have you ever? (SkeeterDD22)

One time at Band Camp_ _ _ _ _ _

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04-27-2009, 04:06 PM
turkdaddy

Re: Have you ever? (SkeeterDD22)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by SkeeterDD22 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Have you ever...Tied your prop to a light pole, put truck in gear, trying to raise the motor enough to get the transom saver shoved in place....and....pulled the light pole over? http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eyes.gif </TD></TR></TABLE>

Danny this does not suprise me at all.
04-27-2009, 05:50 PM
tat900

Re: Have you ever? (Sneezy Beltran)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Sneezy Beltran »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Have you ever had sex with a Baltic hooker in a gorilla suit named Pete?

Me neither.</TD></TR></TABLE>

No but I did stay at a holiday in express last nite
04-27-2009, 05:51 PM
tat900

Re: Have you ever? (SkeeterDD22)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by SkeeterDD22 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Have you ever...Tied your prop to a light pole, put truck in gear, trying to raise the motor enough to get the transom saver shoved in place....and....pulled the light pole over? http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eyes.gif </TD></TR></TABLE>

Really seriously?
04-27-2009, 05:52 PM
cmclairday2

Re: Have you ever? (Sneezy Beltran)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Sneezy Beltran »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Have you ever had sex with a Baltic hooker in a gorilla suit named Pete?

Me neither.</TD></TR></TABLE>
Damn Carrot Stix... http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif
04-27-2009, 06:52 PM
turkdaddy

Re: Have you ever? (cmclairday2)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by cmclairday2 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
Damn Carrot Stix... http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif </TD></TR></TABLE>

Is that how you baited him in?
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04-28-2009, 04:21 AM
cmclairday2

Re: Have you ever? (turkdaddy)

Its an inside joke with Eric, Jackass... http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif
04-28-2009, 06:40 AM
turkdaddy

Re: Have you ever? (cmclairday2)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by cmclairday2 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Its an inside joke with Eric, Jackass... http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif </TD></TR></TABLE>

HMMMMMMMMMM I just thought you guys were tag teaming him. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif