A rather prim and proper woman is riding the Greyhound bus from Shreveport to New Orleans It's been a long day and she's bored. She knows it's not right but she decides to listen to the two Cajun men sitting behind her.
Cajun #1: "Naw, naw, naw! How many time I gotta tell ya! First, Emma cums...din I cums...din da 2 asses, dey cums...din I cums agin..."
Cajun #2: "That's ain't how I learnt it!"
Well, Miss Prim & Proper is thinking, "Oh, my Lord!". She tries to tune them out, but is unsuccessful.
Cajun #1: "Igit, shad-up and lemme splain! First, Emma cums...din I cums...din da 2 asses, dey cums...din I cums agin...din da 2 asses, dey cums agin..."
Cajun #2: "And din what?"
Cajun #1: "Din I cums agin..."
Well, Miss Prim & Proper just can't take it anymore. She turns around in her seat to set the Cajuns straight. Lady: "Sirs, obviously your parents failed to teach you that it is highly improper to discuss such matters in public! I must insist that you cease this foul discussion immediately!"
Cajun #2: "Lady, we ain't tawkin 'bout no birds."
Cajun #1: "I reckon yer Paw never tawt ya to mind yer own bidness, Lady." Then he turns to Cajun #2 and says, "Ferget her, Tee, and lissen. I got dis rite. I know I do: Emma cums first...din I cums...din da 2 asses, dey cums...din I cums agin...din da 2 asses, dey cums agin...din here I cums agin...din da peepee cums... din I cums one mo time!"
Lady: "That is disgusting and most inappropriate!"
Cajun #2: "Alright, Lady, how do YOU spell Mississippi?"
