NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew

This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the
government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how
unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less
than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew
could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech
equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's
management team as most races are won or lost in the pits. However-Gordon
got more than he bargained for!

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew
able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they
had changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car to
Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff
Gordon's wife in the shower.


This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the
government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how
unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less
than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew
could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech
equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's
management team as most races are won or lost in the pits. However-Gordon
got more than he bargained for!

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew
able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they
had changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car to
Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff
Gordon's wife in the shower.

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and I thought Gordon was Gay

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by tritonryan &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">and I thought Gordon was Gay</TD></TR></TABLE>


Why you wanted to go Camping with him http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/embarassed.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/sick.gif

not really my type but thanks for being Jealous there Melvin http://xs-s.com/zf/images/smile/emthup.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif

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i though they were all your type , if they would go camping http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Santa1.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Santa1.gif