WHY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS IMPORTANT (R)

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of
two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because
they were both super workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire
the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after
partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this
before but I have to lay you or Jack off."

Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like chit..."
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Now that's funny right there!! I don't care who you are!!!

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i told her not to drink the cheap whiskey http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/sick.gif

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Sounds like my wife http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif