So I was at the store the other day......

trying to decide on what beer to get......while I was standing and staring at the Huge selection of imports they had a Fine Woman walk my direction.

Now being married were "technically" not supposed to do anything but its like a kid at Christmas time http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/wink.gif

Anyway........she's lookin through the Liquors.....proabably in low to mid 20 or so......not the most shape thing in world but I know MElvin wouldnt toss her Outta bed for Eating Crackers http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/wink.gif ..................As she getting closer to me she looks over and smiles....I smile back. I start conversation and ask.......Having a party and cant decide on what Flavor to provide?......she acknowledges me and states she's throwing a Bachelorette party for her freind.......Cool http://xs-s.com/zf/images/smile/emthup.gif

I asked if she liked Rum........she said Yes.......I asked if she had tried Capitain Morgan before........She wasnt Sure........so I asked "Do you have a little Captain In You?"....................she smerked a little bit and said no..........I said.......well do you want some?




Modified by tritonryan at 7:47 AM 11/8/2007

Aye matie, all hail Captain Ryan http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif

When did you become a Captain?
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captian cornhoilo

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I did see him walking around with his arms raised and the back collar of his shirt pulled up over his head the other day. Didn't put two and two together until now. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/doh.gif

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I'd Hit it,,, but would of had to ask
WOULD YOU LIKE ALOT IN YOU........ http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/smile.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/devil.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/devil.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/smile.gif


you ment you ask ,, DO YOU LIKE BARNEY http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eyes.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/embarassed.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/sick.gif

yeah then he woke up to the dog liking him... http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif

I used that line about a hundred years ago, but it was, "do you have any German in you?" http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif

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Damn i think Ryan need to take more trips,,, we can find all kind's of chit about him http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eyes.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/embarassed.gif

does he do the dog licking thing often http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/sick.gif