New Bud Light Commercial Script

My buddy sent this to me… Pretty funny. Instant Classic


ST LOUIS, MO - (Begin Bud Light theme music)

Announcer: Bud Light Presents, "Real Men of Genius"

Backup singer: Reaaaaal Men Of Genius

Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional, Irrational UK Fan.

Backup singer: Mr. Delusional, Irrational UK Faaaaaan!

Announcer: Season after season, year after year, you try to justify
your absurdly high preseason ranking.

Backup singer: Why aren't we number one?

Announcer: You scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Cats lose to a grossly inferior opponent.

Backup singer: Neeeeeed to hire Billy Donovannnnn!

Announcer: Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of
championships won 20 years before you were born.

Backup singer: Those were the daaaaaays!

Announcer: You will point out that you have more wins than any
other program, as though that is relevant to the current season.

Backup singer: Been playing since the 1880ssssss!

Announcer: Go on, ignore that loss to your archrival in the
regular season finale for the 6th consecutive time in a row, and continue to believe that you'll defeat your first round opponent with striking ease.

Backup singer: We'll still whoop that a-- and win by thirteeeeeeey!

Announcer: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses,
and take comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25,
you'll be back to number three when the preseason polls come out next
year.

Backup singer: Mr. Delusional, Irrational UK Fannnnnnn!

Anheiser-Busch, St Louis, Missouri

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Modified by buzzking2001 at 6:02 AM 3/14/2007

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sorry guys I had to post it, was just too funny to not pass along.

it was a good showing against Deleware St! Alabama lost last night so I guess we now will play an A-10 rematch with UMass and your boy Travis Ford.

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sorry guys I had to post it, was just too funny to not pass along.

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Hmmm, where's the funny part?? http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/roll.gif

the funny part Is I could see Bud actually using that and putting in there clips of a 1880 team playing on a old dirt court with bushel baskets for actual baskets and half a dozen logs hewed to make a backboard.
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The great part of it is that it is funny and true. Time to hire a new coach and move on.

Charlie

It still ain't funny. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/glasses.gif

NOT funny one bit http://xs-s.com/zf/images/smile/emthdown.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/mad.gif

I know whats comming after this........GO http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/bows.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/stirthepot.gif BUCKS

Remember this quote from me when the time comes:

"Go ahead and kick me while I am down, I love it!!. When I get back up, your ass is mine" - Dave Stewart MSG (Ret)

Hey Dave that sounds something from a USMC play book http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/wink.gif

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