How Brackish Water Is Made...

So, just about everyone on this board has been to at least one of our Eastern VA/NC rivers and seen brackish water. Ever wonder how it was made? Well I figured it out. Just follow these 10 simple steps:

1) Come home from work and slip into a pair of shorts, a T-shirt, and some flip-flops.

2) Go outside, jump on the mower, and mow the yard.

3) Once complete, break out the weed-whacker and trim the edges and edge the driveway.

4) Get out the leaf blower and blow all the cut grass and dirt off the sidewalk and driveway.

5) Go inside and pour yourself a nice hot bath.

6) Add a fairly large amount of the green Calgon Bath Oil Beads. The amount used will depend on the size of your tub, but your goal is water with a deep rich green color.

***Note: Only the green beads will work. The blue does not produce the same result!

7) Jump in the tub and soak for awhile.

8) Lather up the washcloth and scrub yourself down good. Pay particular attention to the dust between your toes.

9) Rinse well.

10) Hop out of the tub and grab a towell. Turn around and look at the tub....


And there you have it......BRACKISH WATER!!! http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/thumbsup2.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/thumbsup2.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/thumbsup2.gif

Finally! I've been wondering about just that for years!!! http://www.bassboatcentral.com/boardstuff2/beers.gif


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I'm going to take your word on it because i'm not coming to look http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif

bath beads?????? http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eyes.gif

Hey Daryl!!!!! Hat come in today? Mine did!!!! http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/smile.gif

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by C-riggVA &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">bath beads?????? http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eyes.gif

Hey Daryl!!!!! Hat come in today? Mine did!!!! http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/smile.gif </td></tr></table>


Got it yesterday...pretty cool hat http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/thumbsup2.gif

Decals were a nice touch.. I wasnt expecting those. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/smile.gif

TMI...http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/doh.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/sick.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/sick.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by C-riggVA &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">Decals were a nice touch.. I wasnt expecting those. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/smile.gif </td></tr></table>


True...but the T-shirt was really nice too. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/thumbsup2.gif

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by C-riggVA &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">bath beads?????? http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eyes.gif </td></tr></table>

Yea I was going to mention that. http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif

That and the letter offering full sponsorship for next years elite series was a nice gesture as well.

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by C-riggVA &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">That and the letter offering full sponsorship for next years elite series was a nice gesture as well.</td></tr></table>

you guys are so full of it http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eek.gif http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by C-riggVA &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">That and the letter offering full sponsorship for next years elite series was a nice gesture as well.</td></tr></table>

Yeah...I can't wait for the full truck/boat wrap! http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/thumbsup2.gif

<table width="90%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=center><tr><td>Quote, originally posted by C-riggVA &raquo;</td></tr><tr><td class="quote">bath beads?????? http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/eyes.gif

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What do you expect from someone who wears pink crocs? http://www.bassboatcentral.com/smileys/Laugh.gif .