Morty and Saul, are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking. Saul the banker says to Morty, "So listen, Morty, you know I don't swim so well." Morty remembers how to carry another swimmer from his childhood swimming and lifeguard classes. So Morty begins tugging Saul toward shore. After twenty minutes or so, however, he begins to tire. He finally gets to about 50 feet from shore, and Morty asks Saul, "So Saul, do you suppose you could float alone?" Saul replies, "Morty, this is a hell of a time to be asking for money!"
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