Yesterday morning when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. The teacher noticed that little Ricky was being uncharacteristically quiet and so she asked him about his father. 'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.'The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little Ricky aside to ask him,'Is that really true about your father?' 'No,' said Ricky, 'He plays for the Dallas Cowboys, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids!
