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    California Condor

    There was a billfish fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank.
    He was lucky enough to make it to a deserted island where he had to survive on what he could find.
    When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there was a fire pit with California Condor feathers all around.
    He went over to the fisherman and said, “You know, it’s illegal to kill a California Condor, I’m afraid I m going to have to arrest you.”
    The fisherman protested for some time saying that he killed it because he was going to starve, but eventually he calmed down.
    “Out of curiosity,” the coastguard asked, “What did it taste like?”
    The fisherman replied, ” Well, it was kind of a mix between a snowy owl and a bald eagle.”



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    OK, I'm a dense North Georgia redneck and don't get this one. Can I have a hint?

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    Quote Originally Posted by printman71 View Post
    OK, I'm a dense North Georgia redneck and don't get this one. Can I have a hint?

    Nope. Think, man, think!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by printman71 View Post
    OK, I'm a dense North Georgia redneck and don't get this one. Can I have a hint?
    omg!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by printman71 View Post
    OK, I'm a dense North Georgia redneck and don't get this one. Can I have a hint?
    I will explain it. Instead of saying "it tastes like chicken" he said it was kinda a mix between 2 other things he should not have eaten.

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    Goin Fishing be home for Hunting Season !!!!!!!!!

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    thanks guy from georgia made it even better
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