Grandma (85) went to the doctor. While getting questioned by the Doc, she was asked if she was on any meds? She replied, "why yes, I have a scrip for birth control."
Doc: Why are you on birth control?
granny: It helps me sleep at night.
Doc: No way, there is nothing in BC that helps you sleep, explain please.
Granny says, "When I crush it up and put it in my Granddaughters drink every night, I sleep like a baby.