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    The Sailor and the Priest

    A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "Damn, I missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don`t use that kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, "Dammit I missed again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don`t use that language or god will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn`t help mutter, "Gosh Dammit" The priest said, "That`s it god will certainly punish you." Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest. In the distance a deep voice said, "Damn, I Missed".

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    Good One !!!