Thread: knock knock

Results 1 to 12 of 12
  1. 07-03-2019, 06:42 PM #1
    sdbrison
    sdbrison is offline
    NOT a Pro Angler sdbrison's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Clarksville, TN
    Posts
    8,671

    knock knock

    knock.jpg

    A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

    When the offering was processed at the next worship service, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10' Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.' Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'


    'A cheerful heart is good medicine' (Prov. 17:22)
    "If People Concentrated on the Really Important Things in Life, There'd be a Shortage of Fishing Poles." - Doug Larson
    "Peace is not the absence of turmoil but the presence of God" Jo-Ann Thomack
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. AdamB
    AdamB is offline
    Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Hughesville, MD
    Posts
    4,959
    #2 07-03-2019, 06:49 PM
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. oldmanwinter
    oldmanwinter is offline
    Member oldmanwinter's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2019
    Location
    Winnipeg, Manitoba
    Posts
    658
    #3 07-03-2019, 08:00 PM
    97 Stratos 288
    175 Evenrude Intruder
    Humminbird electronics
    Garmin electronics
    Fortrex112
    2012 Ford Lariat 250
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. strmwalker
    strmwalker is offline
    Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2017
    Location
    Waterloo,SC
    Posts
    44
    #4 07-04-2019, 06:09 AM
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. RERUN
    RERUN is offline
    Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Location
    Smiths Station, Alabama
    Posts
    535
    #5 07-04-2019, 07:38 AM
    Very good
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. catjuggin
    catjuggin is offline
    Member catjuggin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2011
    Location
    High above "The Dynamo of Dixie"
    Posts
    6,173
    #6 07-04-2019, 05:57 PM
    Finally a joke I can share with my Mom
    You can lead a horticulture,
    but you can't make her think.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. wildturkey
    wildturkey is offline
    Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Location
    NW Georgia
    Posts
    32,810
    #7 07-07-2019, 09:01 PM
    Praying for a Cure
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. armylevis
    armylevis is offline
    Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2015
    Location
    Clarksville, Tennessee
    Posts
    3
    #8 07-11-2019, 08:04 PM
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. One fat one
    One fat one is offline
    Member One fat one's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2015
    Location
    Spanish fort
    Posts
    802
    #9 07-12-2019, 03:17 PM
    2023 ranger 198p
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. fastfiat
    fastfiat is online now
    Member fastfiat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2018
    Location
    Modesto,Ca
    Posts
    1,721
    #10 07-13-2019, 05:20 PM
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. Have rod will travel
    Have rod will travel is offline
    Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2014
    Location
    IL
    Posts
    940
    #11 07-17-2019, 04:48 PM
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. scooterbear
    scooterbear is offline
    Member
    Join Date
    May 2018
    Location
    Muscle shoals, Alabama
    Posts
    9
    #12 07-24-2019, 09:18 PM
    Lol
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »