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    Question RESTRICTED CIRCULATIION===CAN YOU WAIT



    1961: Long hair
    2019: Longing for hair



    1961 : KEG
    2019 : EKG



    1961 : Acid rock
    2019 : Acid reflux



    1961 : Moving to California because it’s cool.
    2019 : Moving to Arizona because it’s warm.



    1961 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor.
    2019 : Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor .



    1961 : Seeds and stems
    2019: Roughage


    1961 : Hoping for a BMW.
    2019 : Hoping for a BM.



    1961 : Going to a new, hip joint.
    2019 : Getting a new hip joint.

    1961 : Rolling Stones
    2019 : Kidney Stones

    1961 : Disco
    2019: Costco


    1961 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut.
    2019: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.



    1961 : Passing the driver’s test.
    2019: Passing the vision test.



    1961 : Whatever
    2019: Depends



    Just in case you weren’t feeling too old yet, the following will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give faculty a sense of the Mindset of that year’s incoming freshmen.
    Here’s this year’s list:

    The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 2000.
    They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

    Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

    Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

    The CD was introduced 9 years before they were born.

    They have always had an answering machine.

    They have always had cable.

    They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

    Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

    They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

    They can’t imagine what hard contact lenses are.

    They don’t know who Mork was or where he was from.

    They never heard:
    “Where's the Beef?", “I’d walk a mile for a Camel”, or "de plane, Boss, de plane."

    They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

    McDonald’s never came in Styrofoam containers.

    They don’t have a clue how to use a typewriter.



    Do you feel old yet?

    Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list.

    Notice the larger type, that’s for those of you who have trouble reading.

    It is good to have friends who can still remember these things and are still alive and kicking.

    So have a nice day!

    This should be sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it…

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    yep I do feel old
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    Now I don’t feel so good. Maybe I should go to bed.
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