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  1. 06-21-2019, 02:27 PM #1
    RERUN
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    Lightbulb THIS TEACHER HAD THE SLOWEST STUDENT EVER



    This teacher had the slowest student ever. He completely frustrated her. She passed him just to get rid of him.

    Years later she needed an extremely delicate operation. The surgeon performed the operation flawlessly. When she awoke she could not wait to thank the surgeon. As she was thanking him for his brilliance, she drew a deep breath and died.

    The doctor was shocked. The operation had gone so well. She was conscience with no problems. What could have gone wrong?

    Looking around the room, the doctor noticed that the janitor had unplugged the life support system to plug in his buffer.

    Ha, bet that you thought that kid grew up to be a surgeon.
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    #2 06-22-2019, 07:10 AM
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    #3 06-25-2019, 06:23 AM
    sick sick sick
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    #4 06-25-2019, 09:22 PM
    That ain’t right.
    Praying for a Cure
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