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    The ole lady and the boat.

    Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned
    an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much
    to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a
    group of out-of-staters who sank it.
    Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he
    could and was out of touch all that day and
    most of the evening. Unbeknownst to him, his
    brother John's wife died suddenly. When he
    got back on shore he went into town...to pick up
    a few things at the grocery.
    A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said: "I'm so
    sorry for your loss, You must feel terrible".
    Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat
    said: "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid
    of her. She was a rotten old thing from the
    beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up
    and she smelled horrible. She was always
    holding water.
    She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole too.
    Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like
    crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was
    when I rented her to those four guys looking
    for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't
    very good and smelled . But they wanted her
    anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all
    at one time and she split right up the
    middle......." The old woman fainted
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