Looks like she’s had a couple cheeseburgers. Watched the Indy Lights last night and she was the only commentator who knew anything about the track.
Looks like she’s had a couple cheeseburgers. Watched the Indy Lights last night and she was the only commentator who knew anything about the track.
You can lead a horticulture,
but you can't make her think.
The older they get the bigger they get.
Oh come on there ain't a one of us that'd kick her outta bed.
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Nah, only your old lady.Originally Posted by basscla
Saw here briefly on the Indy 500 time trials and didn't notice any difference... Dan
My wife is 61 and weighs 120
And I'd bet she's glad you posted it for the whole wide world to see...
Never ask a women how much she weighs, if she's pregnant or how old she is... 3 simple rules to live by... Dan
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Hell my wife weighs less than 100!
Good advise there.And I'd bet she's glad you posted it for the whole wide world to see...
Never ask a women how much she weighs, if she's pregnant or how old she is... 3 simple rules to live by... Dan
Also. Always complement her shoes and her hair, whether or not you actually notice them
You can lead a horticulture,
but you can't make her think.
The answer is always no when they ask does my butt look big in this.
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The closest anyone on here to doing that would have to be a mattress salesman.Oh come on there ain't a one of us that'd kick her outta bed.
And I'd bet she's glad you posted it for the whole wide world to see...
Never ask a women how much she weighs, if she's pregnant or how old she is... 3 simple rules to continue to live by... Dan
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I thought it was "hey do these jeans make my butt look big?" and the correct answer is "no... your butt makes them look big"
Ohh wait I'm not married lol.
I answered, "compared to what" once.
Yep, just once.
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Only reason I would. Because there's more room on the floor!Oh come on there ain't a one of us that'd kick her outta bed.
The Indy Lights race was AWESOME, wasn't it? That's what I'd like to see in the 500, or F1....but it won't happen.
It would be great if F1 cars looked just like those Lights. Less powerful engine brands and lower funded teams would be more competitive. Start by having 3 tire choices...one slick, one rain, one intermediate.
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I killed a 12-pack just to watch it die.
Saw Danica on TV this morning. Still looked damn good.
Rich, successful, and good looking. Good for her.
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She could stand to eat a few cheeseburgers, get her up to 120 lbs.
she he isn't racing roundy rounds and some still can't get over her
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