A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.
One is a retired golfer and the other is a gorgeous blonde.
The circus owner tells them, "I’m not going to sugar coat it.
This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last lion tamer, so you two had better be good or you are history.
Here's your equipment – a chair, a whip and a gun.
Who wants to try out first?"
The girl says, “I’ll go first."
She walks past the chair, the whip, and the gun, and steps right into the lion's cage.
The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her.
About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in its tracks, then sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles.
He continues to lick her entire body for a few minutes and then rest his head at her feet. The circus owner's jaw is on the floor.
He says, “I’ve never seen a display like that in my life."
He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"
The old guy replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of there."
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