A lady is golfing and hits a man standing on the fairway.
He reaches down to his crotch, puts his hands between his legs, and falls to the ground in pain.
The lady rushes over and asks if she can help the pain as she is a doctor.
Reluctantly the man agrees.
The lady gently moves his hands away, unzips his pants, and places her hands inside to massage him tenderly for a few minutes.
She asks the man, "How does it feel?" The man replies, "It feels great, but I still think my thumb is broken."