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  1. 02-15-2019, 07:50 PM #1
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    corny

    What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh

    What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator

    Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

    W    hy shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.

    and last but not least...

    What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
    "If People Concentrated on the Really Important Things in Life, There'd be a Shortage of Fishing Poles." - Doug Larson
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    #2 02-15-2019, 07:51 PM
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    #3 02-15-2019, 08:13 PM
    Thanks Scott, now my ribs hurt from laughing.
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    #4 02-15-2019, 08:13 PM
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    #5 02-16-2019, 07:03 PM
    Cute.
    What do you call a deer with no eyes? .................................................. .................................................. ..No ideer?
    What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?............................................. .................................................. ............Still no ideer?
    What do you call a dog with no legs?............................................. .....................................Don't bother, he couldn't come if he wanted to.
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    #6 02-17-2019, 05:46 AM
    Nice
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    #7 02-18-2019, 03:41 AM
    I will need to tell those to a few people and watch them struggle.
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