A little lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three
cans, but was told by the clerk, " Sorry, but
we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat.
Too many seniors are buying cat foot to eat. Management
wants proof that you are buying this for your cat."
The lady went home, brought in her cat and was sold the cat
food.
The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food and was
again told she couldn't buy them without proof. The
lady went home, brought in her dog and was sold the dog food.
One day later, she brought in a box with a hole in the lid and
asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier
said, "No, you might have a snake in there."
The lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that
would harm her. The cashier put her finger into the box,
quickly pulled it out and exclaimed, "That smells
like crap!"
The lady replied, "It is. I want to buy two rolls of
toilet paper."