I was at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food. While in the check
out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. (Why else would I be buying dog food RIGHT??) Upon impulse I told her, No I didn't have a dog, I was starting the "Dog Food
Diet" again, and that I probably shouldn't because
last time I ended up in the hospital, but I had lost 50 pounds
before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out
of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her
it was essentially a perfect diet and all you do is load your
pockets with food nuggets and simply eat one or two every
time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete,
it works out well, and I was going to attempt it again. (I
have to mention here that practically everyone in line
was now enthralled with my story) Horrified, she asked
If I ended up in the intensive care because the dog food poisoned me?
I told her "No, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's
ass, and a car hit me!"