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    WALMART



    I was at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food. While in the check
    out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. (Why else would I be buying dog food RIGHT??) Upon impulse I told her, No I didn't have a dog, I was starting the "Dog Food
    Diet" again, and that I probably shouldn't because
    last time I ended up in the hospital, but I had lost 50 pounds
    before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out
    of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her
    it was essentially a perfect diet and all you do is load your
    pockets with food nuggets and simply eat one or two every
    time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete,
    it works out well, and I was going to attempt it again. (I
    have to mention here that practically everyone in line
    was now enthralled with my story) Horrified, she asked
    If I ended up in the intensive care because the dog food poisoned me?


    I told her "No, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's
    ass, and a car hit me!"

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    Good one!!

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    Funny!

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    That will do it every time.
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