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    CHINESE SICK LEAVE



    Ho Chow calls into work and say, “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.” The boss says, “You know something Ho Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask her for sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.”
    Two hours later Ho Chow calls again. “I do what you say and I feel great.
    I be at work soon…… You got nice house.”


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    and guess what, I showed this joke to my wife.

    she looked at me with this evil eye and said "No, this is not funny"

    I looked at her and did this

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    I remember hearing that in kindergarden