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    2 blond carpenters



    Lisa & Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House. Lisa was nailing down house siding. She would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
    Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?'
    Lisa explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.'
    Judy got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'


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    Lol
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    That was a Three Stooges bit with Curly. Old joke but funny.
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