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    Wife knows me too well.

    Went to the local High School football game last night. Along the fence was a table with a woman and a couple kids selling something. I was looking at it between plays and the happy little woman working the booth said, "We are raising money for a cancer patient. Would you like to sign up to run our 5K?"

    My wife asked, "Do you have a bear to chase him?"

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    "Being a winner is more than getting a first place trophy, it is acting like the effort was an honor and the trophy is just a decoration."

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    LOLOL!!!

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    Dang fatty, she told you!. Jk, I won't be running any races ever either.
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    funny stuff.
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    All sheep are eventually led to slaughter

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    Just make a donation and remind the wife about your hamstring .
    GETFISHED !!!

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    She got you there

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    Quote Originally Posted by KYSkipper View Post
    Went to the local High School football game last night. Along the fence was a table with a woman and a couple kids selling something. I was looking at it between plays and the happy little woman working the booth said, "We are raising money for a cancer patient. Would you like to sign up to run our 5K?"

    My wife asked, "Do you have a bear to chase him?"
    Probably should have gave them 20 bucks and then posted on here and told everyone how great you are

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    That’s funny stuff

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    Only reason to run is a bear. You don't have to be the fastest just not the slowest.

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