After being married for 30years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while then said, " You're an alphabet wife- A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K "
She said "what the hell does that mean ?"
He said,
" Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, & Hot."
She smiled happily and said, oh, that's so lovely,
But what about I,J,K ?
He said, " I'm Just Kidding !"
The swelling in his eye, is going down & the Doctor is cautiously optimistic about saving his Testicles.