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    Alphabet Wife

    After being married for 30years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
    He looked at her for a while then said, " You're an alphabet wife- A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K "
    She said "what the hell does that mean ?"
    He said,
    " Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, & Hot."
    She smiled happily and said, oh, that's so lovely,
    But what about I,J,K ?
    He said, " I'm Just Kidding !"
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