An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walksinto a Small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?'Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.'Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)Dog: 'Yep'Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds megreat food And takes me to the lake once a week to play.'Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'Kiwi: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'Horse: 'Cool'Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)Horse: 'Yep'Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect mefrom the Elements.'Kiwi: (total look of amazement)Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'Kiwi: (in a panic) “The sheep's a friggin liar”......'