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    The Naked Cowboy

    won't let me edit the format, sorry

    A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and see a blonde Cowboy coming towards him with nothing on, but his Cowboy Hat, his Gun and

    his Boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.





    As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you walking around like this"?





    The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff ......

    I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.

    We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... So I did.

    Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants.... So I did.

    Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did.

    Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town, cowboy.. '

    'And here I am.'

    Son of a Gun. Blonde Men do exist!!!!


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    Poor dumb cowboy

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    #3
    Must be a Texan

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    #4
    must have been on Broke Back Mountain

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    old joke but it was about Chester when he took Miss Kitty for a buggy ride. Marshall Dillon wanted to know what he was doing walking naked in town. not going into the whole joke but you get the jest of it.

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    #7
    Can’t fix stuipd

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    #8
    Quote Originally Posted by R491V View Post
    Can’t fix stuipd

    Should of go downtown not to town.