Crop dusting’s always good clean fun. I prefer bread or dairy sections, but you have to maintain silence to be effective.
Waiting in Walmart yesterday for my dog's prescriptions, I was in the craft section when I got a sharp pain with accompanying gurgling in my belt region. I quickly sidled into the sewing shelves and was awarded a large rather stinky Southern explosion. Thank God it was silent, but very deadly, even I could not abide the odor. As I quickly tried to exit the polluted side aisle two guys in the main aisle stopped their cart and tried to let me go first. I declined, because it was so bad I didn't want anyone to follow behind me.
A couple of years ago my buddy Jack and I were shopping Sporting Goods, again in Walmart when he grabbed me and said quick get out of here. He had dusted the aisle. We went to the cash register area; two guys walked into that aisle and ran out coughing. We laughed our butts off!
Don't let boomers in public, unless you can escape the scent.
I just remembered I talked to my daughter on the phone yesterday and this subject came up. She said if you smell or let an SBD (silent but deadly) in a crowded area, ask "Did somebody make popcorn"?
When everybody takes a deep sniff, try not to collapse laughing.
I'm not dead yet.....competition is the life blood of any human being
What i hate is when somebody blows there nose in a resturant while folks are trying to eat.
When you get old it's very dangerous to crop dust as it may actually be released as a shart!
My 82 yr old father believes it's his duty to crop dust Costco after the 150 hot dog.
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
Never Ever poop on a plane!! You walk down that isle with the poop smell following you
In the Cheese section when the Lady is giving samples away.. That way, the people that make funny faces will be able to "sell it". I mean anyone can go and fart but takes a real pro to make someone else dry heave ... Just don't shit Your pants because there aren't many brown cheeses, unless You count the rind on some, these also will 'hide Your deed'
Don't worry Ma'am....
I'm only here for the Bass.
This thread reminded me of “Booger” in the movie “Porkys”.That was a one funny movie.
Missouri Handkerchief > Only takes 2 seconds and its on the Ground/Floor. . . .