A young boy is taken by Child Services
because his parents were beating him.
In Family Court the judge takes away custody and says that he will go live with his Aunt.
The boy says "That's no good because she beats me".
The Judge then says "What about your Uncle?"
"No" says the boy, "he beats me too".
The Judge then says "What about your Grandparents?"
"No" says the boy, "they beat me too".
The judge is flabbergasted and asks the boy "Do you have any suggestions?"
The Boy says "Send me to the NY Giants, they don't beat anybody".