Table Rock Lake pre take-off, I'm on board with my partner but near the dock and I remember that I left something in my truck. He trolls us over to the dock and I move up front next to him and reach for the corner post and step at the same time. The boat starts sliding back so I push off and jump to safety onto the dock. I turn around to check with my partner and he is gone, no longer standing on the front. Within seconds he surfaces, spitting water and swearing like a truck driver. That was a long day but I still can't stop laughing and smiling.
On Mark Twain fishing off the rear deck of a new Ranger in the standing timber ... the side rub rail was brushing against a tree. I went to push off to clear the timber and the tree I pushed off of broke off and I went flying in coveralls and all. Lucky the boat had a rear ladder. That was the first time I went in.