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    Beer

    Not To Be Taken Lightly.

    Now, as if everything else wasn’t bad enough, we find out that beer isn’t good for us?


    Beer contains female hormones!Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!


    Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.


    ( A ) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.


    ( B ) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.


    ( C ) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:


    1) Argued -over nothing.


    2) Refused -to apologize when obviously wrong.


    3) Gained -weight.


    4) Talked - excessively without making sense.


    5) Became -overly emotional


    6) Couldn't - drive.


    7) Failed -to think rationally, and


    8) Had -to sit down while urinating.

    No further testing was considered necessary!!

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    Female hormones? So now we know why drinking beer makes us fat!

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    I had to show my wife that