A woman gets married and has 10 kids.
Eventually, her husband dies, and she waits a year to grieve and gets married a second time. With that husband she has 8 kids.
That husband also dies, so she ends up getting married a third time. She has 6 kids with this man.
After a few years, this husband also dies. Finally, the woman dies a few years later.
At her funeral, the priest exclaims "Praise Jesus, for they have finally been brought together again at long last!"
One if her friends in the audience asks her husband "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The husband replies, "Actually, I think he's talking about her legs."
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