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    Ed and Ted were standing at the urnals in a



    public restroom, when Ed glanced over and noticed that Ted’s penis was twisted like a corkscrew. “Wow,” Ed said. “I’ve never seen one like that before.”

    “Like what?” Ted said.

    “All twisted like a pig’s tail,” Ed said.

    “Well, what’s yours like?” Ted said.

    “Straight, like normal,” Ed said.

    “I thought mine was normal until I saw yours,” Ted said.

    Ed finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shake down prior to putting it back in his pants.

    “What did you do that for?” Ted said.

    “Shaking off the excess drops,” Ed said. “Like normal.”

    “Shit!” Ted said. “And all these years I’ve been wringing it.”


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    sick I heard that one before, but forgot how it went. Went......get it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by billnorman1 View Post
    sick I heard that one before, but forgot how it went. Went......get it?
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