Another------ you can't make this up

[Bassman Ia.]

Keep in mind, Manawa is a 600 acre lake.-- the best part is toward the end of the story.


https://www.nonpareilonline.com/news...bf50712ac.html


Bluffers,

[AlumRanger]

'Merica........

[bassnpro1]

^^^^^^^

[jigman51]

He probably didn't feel the same way when he sobered up.

[Rider99XX]

News flash....Randy Flowers arrested in Council Bluffs for suspicion of DUI. And he still can't spell, even in Iowa.

[local16]

Has already been convicted of DUI on a golf cart. What's next?

[Al from Canada]

Not sure the point in putting up links to these websites where you have to answer a poll/questions before you can even see the article.

[Bassman Ia.]

Not sure the point in putting up links to these websites where you have to answer a poll/questions before you can even see the article.

Oh, that doesn't show up on my computer . Could be because I take the newspaper

[Rider99XX]

It didn't show up when I clicked on it.

[JerryT]

Yeah didn’t read it didn’t feel like going through the poll

[Bub]

I didn't get a poll... I don't know if it makes a difference, but I use Chrome

[Edit] update! I clicked on the next news story and a little poll came up asking if I smoked... I clicked on some of the answers (didn't read the questions).... took about 3 seconds to answer the 4 questions then the poll went away and the story popped up.

[Legend870]

Trying to run away in a pontoon boat , come on man .....

[local16]

Trying to run away in a pontoon boat , come on man .....

Yep but it was a Bullett pontoon

[hugo_stiglitz]

I love the little addition of him being "verbally abusive" like that's a thing. Is someone's self esteem permanently harmed?

As for the rest of his antics, hope he never gets to operate a boat again and gets more than a slap on the wrist for punishment.

[grandbassslayer]

I love the little addition of him being "verbally abusive" like that's a thing. Is someone's self esteem permanently harmed?

As for the rest of his antics, hope he never gets to operate a boat again and gets more than a slap on the wrist for punishment.

You didn't get the memo Hugo? Verbal abuse is punishable by death according to the judge jury executioner bbcers.

[hugo_stiglitz]

You didn't get the memo Hugo? Verbal abuse is punishable by death according to the judge jury executioner bbcers.

I'm guessing they mean that he used some cuss words, which makes me laugh. It's akin to them saying "you see he's a bad person who certainly would endanger others on the water while BUI, because he used foul language". So he's a fisherman?

It probably is death penalty worthy for some here, because they love them some medieval punishment, as long as it's someone else.

[hatcreek]

Has already been convicted of DUI on a golf cart. What's next?

[grandbassslayer]

Lol is that Pink? Maybe she is warming up to be grand marshal in the military parade.....

[CastingCall]

First a DUI while driving a golf cart hammered. Then a BUI while driving a boat hammered. Next for him should be a PUI - flying a plane, hammered, for the trifecta! But that's assuming he'd land alive.

[rockangler]

I didn't read it due to poll.