during which time he had been constantly under his wife's thumb, a husband finally decided to put his foot down and show her who was the boss.
"From now on," he barked, "things around here are going to change. I'll be the one giving the orders. You will cook my dinner as and when I want it, you will wash and iron my clothes without complaint, and you will arrange my best clothes on the bed because tonight I am going to the casino with my friends. And who do you think will be buttoning up my shirt and tying my shoelaces?"
His wife looked at him and replied calmly, "the undertaker.