Man and his wife and went on their honeymoon to Australia...
Unfortunately, he had to dial the help line.
"G'day this is Tim, you've reached the Aussie help line. How can we help ya mate?"
He told him, "We were in the ocean and my wife was stung by a jellyfish on her lady parts. Her vagina is completely swollen shut. It's our honeymoon, and well....you know."
The guy on the help line replies, "Ah, bummer mate!"
Man says, "I hadn't thought of that! Thanks for the advice. You've saved my honeymoon
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