Argue with wife.....

[lakes]

Five dollars?.....Other than arguing with the wife, you've got the wagering wrong too. Always bet sexual favors. That'll way you're a winner either way.....Unless she wins the bet and reaches for a strap on, then you might be a looser either way!

Glad I don't live in Arkansas!

[Garage Dog]

After 29 years of marriage, I believe that being right is about as wrong as you can be!

That would make a great bumper sticker.

[1Holeshot]

Husbands only have 2 faults: Everything they say & everything they do

[yanknbass]

you'll pay for that later!

[Treker47]

You win you still lose. Learned that a long time ago and never have tried to win since then.

[RangerRic]

One of the best pieces of advice(s) I ever got was from my dad. (As I aged
from 17 on up, he morphed into the smartest person in the world, but I digress.)
Basically, that a guy should never play a losing game and arguing with (need I specify ...)
qualifies.
Rules for survival:
1) Wife is always right
2) If wife is wrong, see rule # 1
(insert tongue in cheek icon here)

[Cajunhunter67]

I was born to argue with my wife, more so, her with me. 9 out of 10 times SHE is right! This time I won so to say...
The bet was "We would be having a down pour within an hour" and she said NO WAY! She really wanted me to cook outside this night and I was fearful of a downpour destroying my grill temps for a slow cook. We got the downpour for 90 minutes.

I won and she made good on the bet, plus $5 in my pocket!

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That's hilarious!! The hot pink umbrella is the final touch!

[Cajunhunter67]

I am blessed. I am the man and king of my home. My wife is an angel. In 7 years we have argued maybe 4 times. She is a tightwad from hell. I have to make her buy clothes.
She insists that I fish. She fishes and hunts. She can back the boat down any ramp, load or launch the boat. When I return home from overseas, The grass is cut, my truck and boat is washed. She has the boat plugged in and charging.
All vehicle, boat and mower maintenance she handles why I am gone. (I have taken my truck in for an oil change ONCE in the last two years.)
She has almost completely remodeled our home, by herself.
How do I do it? I let her know how I appreciate everything she does. never taken for granted.
I was married to Satans sister before, so I chose differently this time!

[reclending.com]

I bet what ever came off that grill was served COLD.

[jigman51]

When I bet with my wife, the stakes are a little higher.

[518RangerJeff]

BUT, when my wife says you were right.
I always make her repeat it. Because I don't hear that very often.

[hays47]

There are two methods for dealing with women.

1. Does not work
2. Does not work

[lakes]

I bet what ever came off that grill was served COLD.

No way.....it was delivered and perfect temp to boot.

[lakes]

When I bet with my wife, the stakes are a little higher.

We were not talking about all of the "STAKES" just the surface stuff.

[lakes]

BUT, when my wife says you were right.
I always make her repeat it. Because I don't hear that very often.

If ever a doubt, she should write it down.

[rboren]

Time will tell, I am afraid of repercussions of course....still waiting...........

You should know to never be Right! You have messed up big time this go round!

[JR21RDC]

They never lose.. you will never know the ramifications..they are like Elephants they never forget..

[lakes]

I am blessed. I am the man and king of my home. My wife is an angel. In 7 years we have argued maybe 4 times. :

Check back after 40 years of marriage, you are still newlyweds!

[River-Bandit]

I used to win arguments all the time with my first three wives ,,, but with wife number four I don't seem to win as often

[lakefolk]

I used to win arguments all the time with my first three wives ,,, but with wife number four I don't seem to win as often

this one works at it harder cuz you only have 1/8 of your stuff,,,