School's out, there's nothing to do, and they're bored. First kid says, "what do you want to do, Jimmy?" Jimmy says, "I dunno, what do you want do?" First kid says, "I dunno. I have five bucks though, I'll go into the store and see if I can buy something fun to do." Ten minutes later, first kid comes out of the store with a box of tampons. Jimmy says, "nice job genius, what the hell are we going to do with those?" First kid says, "look at the box, stupid. We can go swimming, play tennis, ride horses...."